RANDY THE MONSTER LIMERICK

Randy the monster was laid back and kind,

He only ate people who were easy to find,

He wouldn't eat kitties or doggies,

Or, horseys or hoggies,

Only on peoples he dined.

LITTLE CHESTER WAS A MONSTER AND GREEN

Little Chester was a monster and very green,

He only ate truffles and deep fat fried spleen,

Although, truffles are rare,

Spleens are found everywhere,

So, Chester's figure was not very lean.

THERE WAS A MONSTER IN THE ROOM

There was a monster in the room,
He was lighting dynamite to make a boom,
He did have a blast,
Ended up in a cast,
Now, he can't make his car go zoom, zoom.

GWERG THE WORM MONSTER LIMERICK

Gwerg the worm monster lived his days in tall grass,

He chased after bugs who happened to pass,

Gwerg's coloring was so nice,

That a bug wouldn't think twice,

To get a closer look at the colorful mass.

THE VAIN ZOMBIE

Benny the zombie wore a top hat,

He liked eating brains and getting real fat,

Benny was otherwise vain,

Which is just zombie insane,

And, as a looker Benny was not all that...